Essays
epub |eng | 2009-09-01 | Author:Rivenbark, Celia [Rivenbark, Celia]

EVERYONE’S-A-WINNER PRIME RIB 1½ teaspoons kosher salt 1 teaspoon pepper 1 tablespoon olive oil 6-pound prime rib roast (3 ribs) Combine salt, pepper, and oil and rub evenly over roast. ...
( Category: Essays October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2008-01-02 | Author:Notaro, Laurie [Notaro, Laurie]

At six the next morning, the phone rang loudly, and I froze. I held my breath as my husband answered it, then exhaled when I saw a smile stretch across ...
( Category: Humor October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2004-09-28 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

WOMEN: FEMALE FINALE 135 some cultures people form a line to reach a limited resource. People who stand in line rely on newcomers to voluntarily stand behind them. The newcomer, ...
( Category: Essays October 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2003-07-08 | Author:Notaro, Laurie [Notaro, Laurie]

Spooky Little Girl Like You I AM TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME,” my mother yelled from the living room, “there are NO SUCH things as ghosts. Now go back ...
( Category: Humor October 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2006-09-05 | Author:Rivenbark, Celia [Rivenbark, Celia]

Vanity Flares 16 This Blonde Isn’t as Dumb as You Think Online IQ Test Proves I’m a Visionary (Whatever the Hell That Is) Probably the last people who are unapologetically ...
( Category: Essays October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2010-10-15 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

At-Risk Survivor: Mortar Fire Unconfirmed Personal Accoulll Featllring acetylene gas and a can of Coke 2009 I This moment of blissfully pure and unadulterated stupidity happened while I was managing ...
( Category: Essays October 27,2014 )
epub |eng | 2007-10-30 | Author:Northcutt, Wendy [Northcutt, Wendy]

CHAPTER 5 Alcohol Alcohol plays a role in many Darwin Awards, but this is the first chapter devoted exclusively to the boneheaded things we do while inebriated. Get ready for ...
( Category: Essays October 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2000-01-02 | Author:Rivenbark, Celia [Rivenbark, Celia]

The other night I was headed home from work when I saw two women stranded in the middle of a busy intersection with a crying baby and a broke-down Chevy. ...
( Category: Essays October 27,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2007-04-02 | Author:Simon Rich [Rich, Simon]

if life were like hockey POLICE OFFICER: I can’t believe it! You just hit that man, deliberately, with a stick. Right in the back, as hard as you could! You ...
( Category: Essays October 27,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-10-13 | Author:Neil Patrick Harris [Harris, Patrick Neil]

From the heart, Perez Hilton * * * Return HERE. DR. POURABLE’S DRINK-ALONG GROG Whenever you need to relax after a long day of acting, awards-show hosting, or serving as ...
( Category: Actors & Entertainers October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-11-05 | Author:Ron Shirley [Shirley, Ron]

[Mad] 1. Madder than Janet Reno’s blind date. 2. Madder than a bobcat tied up in a piss fire. 3. Madder than a mule munchin’ on bumblebees. 4. Madder than ...
( Category: Essays October 16,2014 )
epub |nld | 2011-10-15 | Author:Lawrence Dorfman

Well, he keeps telling me he wants “skinny jeans” so…Cheese of the Month Club. —LIZ LEMON, ABOUT PETE'S SECRET SANTA GIFT, 30 ROCK 8 Christmas Things Not to Say to ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles October 16,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2010-10-12 | Author:Dorfman, Lawrence [Dorfman, Lawrence]

Roosevelt proved that a man could be president for life, Truman proved that anybody could be president, and Eisenhower proved we don’t need to have a president. —KENNETH B. KEATING ...
( Category: Essays October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-08-22 | Author:Arthur Black

The Naked Truth Ten years ago, a war broke out on Salt Spring. The People versus Texada Land Corporation, an Alberta-based consortium, and the bone of contention was five thousand ...
( Category: Essays October 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-10-15 | Author:Michael Perry

THAT CAT Back home on the farm I have been contemplating my status in the realm. The trigger for this introspection is a black cat, probably even now this very ...
( Category: Comedy October 16,2014 )